- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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