Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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Ronan Parke, making Justin Bieber look straight since 2009

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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Get on the boat.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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