- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the poll booth to vote on a law restricting the questioning of chickens destination and furthermore to let chickens cross with out ridicule.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

The truth is he loves her!!

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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