- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Dakota Fanning

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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