Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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A guy was beet by his wife.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

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A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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