What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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How did the black man get into college? A mop.

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What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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