- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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