- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a Mcdonalds employee and a gynecologist? A. They have different jobs.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Physical abuse.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. One polar says to the other, "Pass the soap please." And the other polar bear says, "No soap, radio!"

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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