1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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sure!

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how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

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If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

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so the weather's nice...

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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andrew wagner

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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