A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Knock, Knock Who's there Cluck Cluck who? Cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck - proceed to bob head and flap wings - cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck

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Why did the mexican immigrant have no friends? He lacked social skills and was unfamiliar with American mannerism's.

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Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

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why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Refrigerator

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LOL we are spamming this site too much!

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Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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your life

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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