How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

i lost the game

I have a gay camel

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What comes after 69? 70

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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