- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

I've got a dig bick

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Poop.

Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

Refrigerator

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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