What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Pete and Repeat were in a boat, Pete jumped out. Repeat was concerned-not only because his name was typically used as a verb and not something parents normally name a baby, but about why Pete would jump out of the boat? Pete wondered what to do next-should he jump in and see if Pete is okay? He also wondered if he should he change his name to Kevin.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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