What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

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Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Anti Joke

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