Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

An Asian man fails a math test

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

That awkward moment when you walk in on your economics teacher shagging Danii ... Anyone ?

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