What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

Why was the man hanging from a tree? He got the Death Penalty

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

I like my women like I like my coffee... 2 cream 1 sugar.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They are both purple except for the rabbit.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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