- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What's worse than finding a dead fly in your soup? Finding your soup in a dead fly

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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