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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

How high is a Chinaman

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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