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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

Q: What did Michael Jackson do while he was preparing for his newest world tour? A: He died.

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

If an orange is orange then why isn't a banana called a yellow? Because the word 'banana' comes from the Arabic word for finger as it obviously resembles a finger. The person that named the orange was equally lazy, but just not Arabic.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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