What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

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What came first -- the chicken or the egg roll?

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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well use a tissue!

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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