- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

How many light bulbs? 1

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

What does two plus two equal? 4

Obama walks into a hospital....

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Why did you step on my watermelon?

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

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