Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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Two apples are hanging from a tree. They are both picked, sold, taken home, washed, and enjoyed by a family of three.

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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How do you get a blonde out of a tree? Shoot her in the head.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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