What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

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What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

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Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

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Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

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Want to hear a Joke? No.

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Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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