- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

A blind man watches TV

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

Obama ran for re-election in 2012. He lost because he is a horrible president. the liberal left blame his defeat on racists and propose harsh Hate-Crime punishments. America falls into disrepair.

Why did Amy fall out of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. (Who's there?) Not Amy.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

Nope, I mean you can try, but my phone is busted and the code on the chip my galpal here managed to finally get into the cell, has sixteen digits so damn small that none of us can read it,

what brown, red, and green and smells like poop. diareeha

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

Again, what is it called when you are safely inside at winter your power is out, but the streets are full of people as the weather gets really bad and people start bouncing around? Blizzard Entertainment. What is it called when a robot lets out gas? Electronic fArts.

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