What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? no eyed dear what do you call a dear with no head? dead!

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Poop

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What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

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how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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