Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

breasts

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

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