- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

What happened to the kid who couldn't swim? He drowned.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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