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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

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Sarah Jessica Parker

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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