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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

What do you call a mexican with a broom in his hand? a man who likes to keep his office at his own company clean

A hat fell into the Indian Ocean. What happened to the hat? It got wet

"My dog doesn't have a nose" "How does it smell?" "It can't. It bled to death."

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

what's the difference between a black man and a bench? the bench is an inanimate object

Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

Ask me if I'm a tree I don't need to, because I know you're not a tree

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

roses are red yoda is green my lightsaber needs 2 hands if you know what i mean

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

What do you call Jake Morter? Jake Morter

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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