- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

women's rights

wanna here a good joke? me too.

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

the economy.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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