- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Why was the little boy crying? Well first off he is adopted. He then woke up and found out his pop star dad is dead. ..... His name is blinket.

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

Anything involving women..

Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

Q: What's the difference between a child dressing as a ghost for Halloween and a real ghost? A: About a tablespoon of arsenic.

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Sixty... eight

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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