Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

gay people

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

i killed my family

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

You know what's funny? Rape

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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