- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

why was the boy crying he had cancer

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

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I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

Knock Knock Come in

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

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