- Anti Joke

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

mexicans fishing

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.