- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

What's black and white, and red all over? Old movies that have ketchup on them.

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

mexicans fishing

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.