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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Whats Black and White and Red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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