Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

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Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the patient with narcolepsy? It wasn't. The patients were treated due to moral obligations. But the doctors that laughed had either been fired or warned, depending on if there were previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Women's Rights

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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