Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

Coldpaly is a good band

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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