What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Gay republicans

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

Why do I hate food? I don't.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Michel Moor on a die...

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

hi

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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