- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

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Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... *hayroll* *crickets* Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!