One time at band camp.............that's it........

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Pretty much everything, the killing of 6 million people was a horrible part of our world's history, and is no laughing matter.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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Why did the man and woman have sex? To have a good time, but the man's condom failed and they ended up with a deformed baby because they were brother and sister. Those are your parents. Enjoy

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Anti Joke

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