- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

An American, an Irish man, a Chinese man and a Black man walk in to a Bar, the Bartender takes their order

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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