whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

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What is worse than a papercut? Losing your legs in Vietnam.

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How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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