- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you melons, you should do your best to avoid them. Large and hard objects such as melons can easily harm you if moving at high speeds. Fortunately, life is not a physical entity that can throw melons or anything else - so the chances of this event occurring to you are exceedingly low.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." and then the mushroom walks out.

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