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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Do you love me? No.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

Twinkle Twinkle little whe close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Whe youre cheeper then the dollar store

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Obama walks into a hospital....

How many light bulbs? 1

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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