- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

Q: What do you call a black woman who can't tell you who her baby daddy is? A: "Mam". Rape is a serious and painful crime, and the strength to raise a child on her own without her consent is worthy of respect.

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