What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

Banana Hamock.

the sky is green no it is not

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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