What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

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what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

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Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

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Carrot fingers

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he stuck his finger into a blender

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True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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