Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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Why was the gay guy sad?

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What's yellow and goes up and down? A banana in an elevator.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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