- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't: 9 was a dick.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

shut up kobe!

What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

What is green fuzzy and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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