what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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The truth is he loves her!!

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When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

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A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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Why did the man shoot up the movie theater? Because he spent his whole child hood playing Call of Duty Black Ops II, Left 4 Dead 2, and Minesweeper. And video games, are the only thing that would rive someone to shoot up a movie theater.

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There are two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Holy shit its hot in here!" The other muffin says, "I concur..."

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A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

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What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

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One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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A pirate walks into a doctors office with ship's wheel attached to his crotch. Pirate: "Arrrrrr, do ya accept Kaiser Permanente?" Doctor: "Yes, but there's a $20 co-pay."

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

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Why did the baker turn off the oven? He had run out of business

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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roses are red violet is blue sugar is sweet f*ck you im a moon

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What are blacks scared of? The kkk

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