- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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