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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women sleep in the kitchen. Due to the poverty levels of her area of residence, sub-sahara Africa, she, her 7 children and 3 orphaned nephews lived in one ram shackled room with a corrugated iron roof which served as a multi-purpose kitchen, bedroom, lounge and greeting area.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What happens when you throw a midget off of a tall building? It dies and the people below get midget on them

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

A wife asks her husband to treat her like she's special. So he tells her, "Gooooooooooo... Maaaaaaaaaaaaake... Meeeeeeee.... Aaaaaa.... Saaaaaaaandwitch

What did the trucker say when his hat blew out the window? "**** my hat!" What did the teenager say when the same thing happened to him in his small car? The same thing, except he was a teenager, driving a small car.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Knock Knock Opens door Hi John, you got here right on time!

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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