- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is deceased, therefore rendering her incapable of movement, which is required to drive a vehicle.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why did the tortoise cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What is it too late to do? Apologize...

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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