- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

Knock, Knock!! Who's there?! The Police!! Open the f*cking door and get down on your knees.

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

whats yellow? lots of things.

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

What do cows in Africa say? Moo

What's beauitful and disgusting at the same time? Menstration. Jk it's just disgusting.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

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