- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Why did the man cry when he received his meal at McDonalds? They didn't give him a happy meal.

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who gives a crap?

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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