- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

You know whats better than 24? 25

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

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