- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Nope, but yeah Felix looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, I think, nah it was Oswald the Lucky rabbit I believe, and he used to get his ass kicked by... Damn, what`s the name of the fat cat that beat up Mickey in steamboat willie?

why did mad is on home s walk becuaes a isnt a number

Knock knock knock OCD

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

how do you make a black person stop drowning you take your boot of his head

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

so how about that irline food

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

So a jew walks into a bar!

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