- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big and long? My dick.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

You know what's cool? Yep.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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