- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

Were can you find a bag of meth?

What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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