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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

i like men but im not gay

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

what is the difference between a car salesman and a lawyer? a car salesman sells cars to people while a lawyer is an expert in law.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

You know whats better than 24? 25

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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