Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is plastic and dangerous to children. The other holds groceries.

I was so fat I went on a diet

So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

whats worse than a worm in your apple..? getting shot..

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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