- Anti Joke

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

If at first you don’t succeed, you clearly weren’t the right person for the job. We’re sorry, but we’re going to have to let you go; please collect your belongings and vacate the premises immediately.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two spaniards talking in French. Bilingual.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.