- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

What's black and red and on the ground? A dead black guy.

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

What do you call a moving tree? A hurricane killing thousands of people and 3 dogs.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

fjasdklfjklasdjfasdfk .... sorry i have terets!

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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