- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

which sex position produces the ugliest children? go ask ur mom

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

It's about 3 days from Mother's Day. What do you get her? Nothing. Nothing is a very powerful thing. hehe thats what she said.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

everyone dislike this

I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

David Cameron

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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