- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. wow i missed the entire purpose of this.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

roses are red, violets are blue, apparently you are blind or else I wouldn't be telling this to you.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

That's what SHE said!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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