The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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What did the agnostic say when he turned blue? He said "wow why am I blue?"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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What do you call a blonde surgeon? Not stereotypical

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Your in Thailand on a Elephant ride... at the end you jump off but uncle jack is still on the elephant and the elephant wont let him off.... Do you help your uncle, Jack off the elephant?

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Why was six afraid seven? Well, ever since six took an arrow to the knee he wanted to know who shot it. so he did some investigating, looked up some records and found seven was in the same war as him. then he thought about it, the big 7 scribed on the arrow he got shot with. Right then and there pain went into his back shooting upwards. He smacked the ground, and in his last moments of life saw seven standing above him. If your expecting another end down here then your a stereotype.

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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Chinese men having large penis.

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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a guy walks into another tall man knowing that he has something weird in his mouth. he pulls out a fly, apologizes for running into him and promptly walks to his small appartment to brush his teeth. the next day a fridge hits him in the face and he spontaneously combusts. he was never seen again.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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