- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

A father teaches his son to ride a bike. Father: Don't stop or you'll fall. Son: Ok, dad. They have a nice time,

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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