What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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