An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

i love to lick...

robin, get in the car.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

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Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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