Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

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So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

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A priest and a police officer are sitting at a bar. They both have considerable drinking problems because problems unrelated to their respective occupations. The bartender's name is Mike.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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Justin Beiber's Talent.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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