- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What's awesome and looks like a pumpkin? An awesome pumpkin.

What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

roses are red violets are blue we're having sex cause i'm stronger than you

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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