- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

smell the vitamin C

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

my gramma died

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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