what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

Fat people

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

What do you call a cat with no tail? A Manx cat

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

Getting up for a black person on a buss

How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

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